DIY InSaNiTy!! ejuice recipe :: e-Liquid Calculator

#1 by DarthVapor, Sep 1. 2015, 00:24

Also flavors can't be subbed out for different companies otherwise you wont get the same results ;)

#2 by Crago44, Sep 1. 2015, 01:30

Lol you are crazy man!! But I like it

#3 by DarthVapor, Sep 1. 2015, 01:31

I was thinking of adding a drop of sweetener to this but I really don't want to ruin it...plus it just might be too much with the sweetener?

#4 by Mourning Glory, Sep 1. 2015, 01:46

I think it needs more cowbell ... ;)

#5 by DarthVapor, Sep 1. 2015, 01:46

LOL

#6 by CallMeTut, Sep 1. 2015, 05:05

The Swedish fish was a bit mild, could barley taste it

#7 by Alisa, Sep 2. 2015, 16:00

lol.... you're a nut!

#8 by Crago44, Sep 2. 2015, 16:14

This is like amartphones, cable tv, itunes, blu rays, and the stun gun.. greatest invention ever

#9 by NickManning000, Sep 3. 2015, 21:36

This is freakin crazy!!! Overboard?

#10 by Shaner, Sep 3. 2015, 22:12

BACON .... It needs some Crispy Bacon in it!

#11 by DarthVapor, Sep 3. 2015, 22:16

YEEEES! Thanks Shaner! I knew it was missing something! Bacon makes everything better!!

#12 by Kinnikinnick, Sep 3. 2015, 22:36

Where's the bloody tobacco? Perique @ 0.01% BAM! Stellar mix I tell you! This thing is gonna take the vaping world by storm!

#13 by Kinnikinnick, Sep 3. 2015, 22:37

Oh, sorry.....see the tobacco! My bad. PERIQUE! FTW!

#14 by Damondo, Sep 4. 2015, 00:38

Holy fuckballs Batman! Did you really make this? Almost like you got bored and said "Hey, I'm going to put a drop or two of whatever I have in my stash and make soup!" WOW

#15 by Damondo, Sep 4. 2015, 00:39

Fuck i got trolled didnt I.

/hangs head

#16 by Alisa, Sep 4. 2015, 04:40

I'll second that, @DarthVapor !! All ya'll make me giggle.

#17 by Damondo, Sep 4. 2015, 16:09

Yeah yeah all laughs on me, I get it.... lol

#18 by DarthVapor, Sep 4. 2015, 19:59

What do you guys think about adding some Koolada? I'm a bit on the fence on adding it because I don't want to over do it ya know?

#19 by Alisa, Sep 4. 2015, 21:12

Koolada? OMG..... You know what the missing ingredient is? It's NOT Koolada! It's Vanilla Custard (Cap)v1 !!!!

#20 by Alisa, Sep 4. 2015, 21:12

Koolada? OMG..... You know what the missing ingredient is? It's NOT Koolada! It's Vanilla Custard (Cap)v1 !!!!

#21 by Crago44, Sep 4. 2015, 23:22

So this is the sought after recipe of diafecal

#22 by Cloyce, Sep 5. 2015, 01:27

Whats missing is the Cinnamon Red Hot!!!!!

#23 by Darkon, Sep 7. 2015, 10:32

I... I... I almost want to click the VapeCrafter link on this one just to say I've truly experienced all life has to offer lol In a single puff no doubt too =P

#24 by aura, Sep 8. 2015, 01:04

This recipe is missing some horehound!

#25 by JoJo, Sep 9. 2015, 02:34

What? No Cookie FA?? No recipe is complete without Cookie. Or maybe some Honey FA would be better for this one with all the fruit. :D

#26 by Shaner, Sep 9. 2015, 03:34

Agree with jojo. 6% Fa Honey (full strength, not a 10% solution) ... nothing but yummy sweetness!

#27 by DarthVapor, Sep 9. 2015, 03:43

On it!! How did I miss something so obvious! Where would I be without your guys guidance ;) Thanks jojo/Shaner!

#28 by Lostmarbles, Sep 9. 2015, 06:45

Don't forget the parsley garnish.
Oh! and a cherry tomato.

#29 by DarthVapor, Sep 9. 2015, 07:05

Woah there! I think you may have lost a couple more cause that's just crazy overboard! Parsley, yes hut a cherry tomato?
;-)

#30 by ffrank, Sep 9. 2015, 09:25

Waaaaah! Too many ingredients!! Waaahhh.. Come on man, make it easy for ME. The world revolves around ME!. Waahhh. Mom said to tell you all this because she could hear me yelling at my monitor from the basement.

#31 by DarthVapor, Sep 9. 2015, 16:00

Lol
Where you been man? Its been a bit

#32 by H3lf1r3, Sep 9. 2015, 17:30

Tastes of Chicken!

#33 by spinner, Sep 11. 2015, 15:44

Haha too funny!

#34 by Jason, Sep 13. 2015, 05:34

ffrank, c'mon dude don't hate because you aren't a master mixer such as myself....

Oh yeah, and Darth and I are like totally bff's now...DUH! 💁🏻

#35 by H3lf1r3, Sep 14. 2015, 17:57

This is FAKE!!

#36 by SandersWV, Sep 21. 2015, 03:59

Taste like straight banana!! Lol

#37 by DarthVapor, Sep 29. 2015, 17:29

Yeah the banana really dominates this...maybe I should pull back some? Lol

#38 by Garrett, Oct 4. 2015, 17:33

OMG just made this, never making another flavor. It's perfect with the cherry tomato. I ordered a 55g drum of VG to mix.

#39 by HC2S, Oct 5. 2015, 23:00

Did you measure this by weight or by volume?

#40 by Shawn Evans, Dec 2. 2015, 07:38

soo did anyone actually make this?

#41 by DarthVapor, Dec 2. 2015, 20:49

I don't think anyone has made this no. It was made as a joke and part of a thread in the forum about people copying other's recipes as their own. This is solely a recipe in jest is all ;) But you would be insane to try it!! :)

#42 by Kinnikinnick, Dec 3. 2015, 03:17

Wait! What! You mean I'm the only one that has actually made this juice? Shut the fuck up!

I can tell you it tastes way better than the "Internal Leak of Cutwook Unicorn Milk" via cuttwoodspy.

#43 by DarthVapor, Dec 3. 2015, 14:09

I told you to make a 10ml tester first but nooooo, you had to go and make 120ml

#44 by CYKODELIK, Dec 7. 2015, 00:12

vapecrafter 3.99 for a 10 ml might have to give it a shot lol

#45 by Kinnikinnick, Dec 7. 2015, 00:19

Oh snap! Never thought about doing the Vape Crafter thing! Priceless!

#46 by CYKODELIK, Dec 7. 2015, 00:27

idk if i would be able to handle it tho its so much it might confuse my senses and make me start seeing sounds haha

#47 by Kinnikinnick, Dec 7. 2015, 00:52

I'd just love to see the look on their faces at Vape Crafters when that order hits the counter. Truly a WTF! moment.

#48 by Lostmarbles, Dec 7. 2015, 00:53

Be careful if you make this. There's a guy whose sister's boyfriend's cousin's dog groomer made this and got addicted. Unfortunately one of the side effects is male breast enlargements...on his back. He's got new toys and no way to play with them..

#49 by CYKODELIK, Dec 7. 2015, 14:31

my cousins girlfriends best friends dentist's niece knew that guy

#50 by LordVapor, Dec 16. 2015, 01:18

Holy hell! I would have to make 500ml of this to have any kind of accuracy. This is more a shopping list than a recipe. Jim - Did you actually make this???

#51 by DarthVapor, Dec 16. 2015, 01:24

LMFAO Lostmarbles!

#52 by Kinnikinnick, Dec 16. 2015, 02:18

DV ~ took the Oba Oba down to 0.02..... Wow! What a difference! Might bump up the Swedish fish to 0.03.....feeling neutral about it though.

#53 by Asmoday, Dec 31. 2015, 23:03

I made a 5ml sample batch of this.
No sir, I don't like it.

#54 by Budda503 , Jan 4. 2016, 00:03

Way too much Hawaiian drink. Must cut by 2/3

#55 by jractk, Mar 2. 2016, 02:17

I think it's missing something...Just can't put my tongue on it!

#56 by Psy Labs, Mar 27. 2016, 22:23

Made 120ml of this... took me ages and cost me a fortune to find all the flavours.. but after finding the last few flavours from a guy in China named Xing Hao Ohms Vapez, i cooked it up last night. Taste great as a shake & vape but im gonna leave it to steep for a decade and be sure to leave the top off to air for an hour each day and do a 2min shake. Can see this being my all new ADV... Thank you so much

#57 by yetisuncle, Apr 15. 2016, 07:45

good one darth vapor.... you got alot of us fooled....for a second

#58 by Bolds FM, Apr 19. 2016, 21:42

To much fa cookie in this for me :-(

#59 by sped105, May 2. 2016, 06:52

I've been waiting to break the seal on my CAP Double Apple for weeks. All the other recipes that use it either don't sound appealing or I'm missing a flavor, but this one sounds absolutely delicious and only uses the most common flavors found in nearly every DIYers flavor stash! I'm so excited to start mixing. I took all next week off work, I hope that's enough time to finish. Also, I'm running low on Vanilla Swirl TPA, can I sub for something else? Thanks

#60 by sped105, May 2. 2016, 06:53

HEY WHAT STEEP TIME?

#61 by SCABHUNTER, May 20. 2016, 03:52

I wouldn't even try to mix this... I'll fall a sleep on the weight scale, my mod & burn to death.

#62 by DarthVapor, May 20. 2016, 04:37

Lol

#63 by EVIL_INK, Jun 4. 2016, 23:03

i'm literally going to make this. minus the double chocolate clear, wouldst want that to overcome the precision of the other %s...... lol

#64 by STONE HAMMER, Jun 16. 2016, 21:30

Added 100,000,000% sucrolose and it's a spot on clone of every twelve monkey's juice. Perfect.

#65 by Gimano, Jun 24. 2016, 16:36

Anyone actually tried this?

#66 by RussoTuristo, Jun 28. 2016, 05:32

это нектар богов, самый лучший рецепт на этом сайте!

#67 by sped105, Jul 1. 2016, 06:58

What he said! lol
Translation: "this nectar of the gods, the best recipe on this site!"

#68 by Jose, Jul 6. 2016, 14:59

This can't possibly be any good without a proper dash of Taro! How could you DV, you know it's my favourite ingredient.

#69 by The_Ckemist, Jul 9. 2016, 16:53

I dare say this might taste nice, but I would hate to be the one trying to explain how each flavor complements each other ect lol,

#70 by CosmicTruth, Nov 5. 2016, 21:00

I don't have all the flavors, can I sub apple for the double apple? If so should I add twice as much?

#71 by DarthVapor, Nov 6. 2016, 02:01

It really has to be double apple, otherwise this recipe turns out like crap

;-p

#72 by Cloud Chaser, Nov 15. 2016, 18:25

well i tried to follow the recipe and I got lost ... about halfway down ... so I just put random amounts of the rest of the ingredients. A bottle fell on the ground under my desk and when I went to get it, I found a magic bean. I decided to crush it and stick that in there too ... I vaped it in Ipiza (took a pill in ibiza) yesterday and woke up in Ontario this morning .. wow .. what a night ...

#73 by lcotto503, Dec 7. 2016, 03:02

This is the BEST recipe in the universe. All the comments are great, that was a lot of fun. Thank you Darth Vapor for this moment of INSANITY.

#74 by DarthVapor, Dec 7. 2016, 15:32

;-)

#75 by Carty, Dec 17. 2016, 00:25

God damnit man! I REALLY want to try this but there is no way I can buy all these flavours at once hahahah insanity indeed! Favourited. One day I will have enough to make it. Have just started DIY so only got about 22 flavours and 21 more coming + making an order of another 10-15 today.. So i will slowly get there haha

#76 by rizqibe, Dec 18. 2016, 15:51

I came from the future to tell you that this recipe is no joke. I remember it was 2025, a guy found this recipe in E-Liquid-Recipes Archive and made fortune out of this recipe. He made this available as one shot, pre-mixed, starter kit, vape band, t-shirt you name it! So my point here is, I want to encourage you on ELR to be that guy on 2025 so that your universe can have this recipe available. I cant tell you his name though as he kept himself anonymous.

Can't give you more spoiler, I have to warms up my time machine and it would take about 2 days to start. By the way I have a 30 ml premixed of this recipe and I will leave it in my current location. If any of you can find it please do yourself a favor, keep it for yourself. A hint, it's somewhere in old Asia, oops I mean Asia.

Thank me later and see you in 2032 guys !

One more bonus, Harambe is not dead.

#77 by simon82, Dec 25. 2016, 12:36

meh. Mixed it up, tastes like chicken :(

#78 by DarthVapor, Dec 30. 2016, 00:25

I find if you add 1 drop per 10ml of FA Gizzard, it changes from chicken to a more turkey type exhale. It goes great with INW's Taters N' Gravy!!

#79 by ziggy, Jan 17. 2017, 19:45

OMG! Haha!

#80 by jhpianist, Feb 9. 2017, 23:18

Wonder if VapeCrafter will charge extra for this particular recipe...

#81 by NiJo, Mar 13. 2017, 00:36

I added Real Flavors Fried Chicken just to fill it out. Magnifique!

#82 by DarthVapor, Mar 13. 2017, 01:39

I knew it was missin' something!!

#83 by chainvapez, Mar 13. 2017, 18:23

is the the real unicorn clone???? tastes exactly like it hahaha

#84 by aaronchocolatecake, Mar 16. 2017, 03:04

This shit sucks. are u kidding me? i subbed out all the stuff that starts with B for TFA Bacon. and i subbed out the honeysuckle and added TFA Honey and multiplied that by 10 to get that suckle flavor to come out. sucks though dont make this ppl

#85 by Bob Bitchen, May 8. 2017, 16:46

It's just not complete without some Cream Milky Undertone (PG) (OOO)
:-)
Some Barbecue (OOO) helps kick the Bacon in the ass.
Wonder if some Tuna (FA) would work in this? I've had that in my wish cart for a while but haven't found a suitable recipe for it interesting enough to pull the trigger on it.
The Fried Chicken and the Bacon didn't work for me. One or the other I think.

#86 by cincinnatiking, Jun 4. 2017, 17:58

This isn't complex enough for me.

#87 by Mike, Jun 28. 2017, 02:19

My new ADV thanks BRO

#88 by Mike, Jun 28. 2017, 02:50

My new ADV thanks BRO

#89 by Vipor, Jul 18. 2017, 12:18

If anyone -that is still alive after vaping this- could recommend subbing a missing & hard to get; "Swedish Fish" (FW), with "Norwegian Blue-whale" (WTF) available in my flv stash ?! 0.0001% diluted of course, fearing to flood the entire block! TIA.

#90 by Cljnt , Sep 6. 2017, 19:17

This recipe showed up in 90% of my searches. So I had to try it.
I'm done searching.

#91 by DarthVapor, Sep 6. 2017, 21:46

lol. The recipe to end all recipes with a flavor that lasts and lasts

#92 by Carlos Vzla, Sep 8. 2017, 03:33

Seguro que de allí nació el mounstro milton

#93 by DarthVapor, Sep 8. 2017, 04:35

Sí Carlos. Mi Frankenstein

#94 by Faht Nocka, Sep 26. 2017, 01:39

Not bad. I added one drop of sweet baby ray's to it. Regular not teryaki, or hickory, those absolutely ruined it. But the regular, mmmmm.

#95 by ChubbyCox, Jan 15. 2018, 05:11

Bro you didn't put any Black Pepper-FA in that mix to keep it from fighting one another, i'm soo disappointed.

#96 by Emev7803, Feb 13. 2018, 07:19

I love this!! These comments 😂😂

#97 by mitsos, Mar 5. 2018, 14:47

Help !!! I don't have maple...
Can I sub this ?
Any help ???

#98 by XxXMixkingXxX, Mar 6. 2018, 06:55

Everything but the kitchen sink....."oh NVM there it is"

#99 by MrE, Apr 12. 2018, 14:09

I'm in awe, but then again you did this... still- where is the RICH CINNAMON (FLV) that can really set your InSaNiTy apart from all others You can remove the pedestrian Hot cinnamon candy which does nothing for a boysenberry, but likely one drop in 30 ml is enough... sorry, that means OBA OBA and others might actually have weight.

#100 by Patrick, Sep 2. 2018, 13:19

Just mixed half a gallon of this stuff, it's amazing right of the bat, but I feel it will gain depth with a week or two of steeping.

#101 by mitsos, Sep 2. 2018, 15:17

Still better after a year 😁

#102 by Burga, Jan 23. 2019, 10:14

Can i SNV or do you suggest a steep period? Should i let it breathe or use warm water bath in microwave for 4hours?
Looks like a great simple beginner recipe im just waiting for the Jack fruit to come in tomorrow and ill be on it tomorrow night 🤣

#103 by JAMM, Aug 26. 2020, 23:08

2 dias para hacer esta receta.
alguien ya la hizo?

#104 by Fogchef, Oct 22. 2021, 09:40

I mixed this just as written, but added .02% cereal 27 because I like cereals. Especially very complicated ones.
This should be perfect.

#105 by Lostmarbles, Jul 2. 2023, 21:47

Looking for a blueberry, vanilla, strawberry recipe and found this again 8 years latter. What a hoot!