Mount-tang DuuhH! Not Duh, like..DEEEWWWWW. It has been a long journey, one from which I had lost my sight of where I was trying to go. It was the group here that brought me back to my senses, they brought me back..to the mountain! Where all is green, and the grass is covered in..dew.
Mount-tang Duuh!! I scream it at the top of the mountain, my sole duty to spread clouds in the sky.

The Flair:
Citrus Punch: To punch citrus taste into your unsuspecting taste buds, DUUUUH
Cola FA: Its a soda base, why not? Mountain dew has been a unicorn apparently, even among seasoned users, (no offense, seasoned users).. maybe this is the missing trident.
Sour: Citric Acid, aka Sour, is supposedly 8.884mg/ml of mountain dew. It's acidic PH scale is a 3 on the rectum scale. Sour it up!
on the other hand...
Super Sweet: If you've followed me at all, Super Sweet is a rare commodity that I add to my juices, out of the sheer respect I have for MT Dew, I'm putting super sweet in, very low, feel free to adjust.
Champagne/Koolada: Lets add some bubbly coolness to this. Champagne to try and trick/slap-shot you into thinking that you're actually sucking down some of the green, with koolada (50% stronger than menthol without the minty taste) to replicate that "just pulled it out of the fridge so I know it'll be cold.

This is an attempt at the classic green Mountain Dew. I do ask that you keep requests for other flavors out as this (hopefully) will be a dedicated area to Green. Baja has its own, Code Red, even Pitch Black that I've posted.

Say it with me!!!
Mount-tang DUUH!!!!