Legend suggests that eating mince pies on Christmas day is still illegal in England because of that cock Ollie Cromwell in the 1650's and his ban on filthy grub.

Cromwell wanted to tackle gluttony in England and he also thought that Christmas contained too many superstitions of the Roman Catholic Church, can't argue with that bit but fucks sake man there are limits.

The Christmas bans on filth in 1657 didn’t go down well. My ancestor, known as Fatticus Cuntus Taylor actually started the Plum Pudding Riots in Canterbury, a little known fact. Needless to say it's not really illegal in this day and age, but in the spirit of goodwill and peace on earth, Fuck Cromwell the puritanical cunt.

I am pleased with this. Raisin rum, Christmas pudding and molasses make up the traditional mincemeat filling. Apple pie is pushed high to give a tiny hint of apple along with a solid pastry, I've buttered and AP'd it up with a hint of shortbread cookie. Then a solid spoon of dirty sexy caramel dirt is daubed on top, a mix of butterscotch and Melty just sit nicely in the mix. get it steeping now for maximum satisfaction but its very pleasant after a mere few days.