DIY Three Name Custard ejuice recipe

**Holy Resurrection is a fine substitute for the discontinued original Holy Vanilla**

Another fucking custard said Edward, the proprietor of Ed's Vapes, I have fifteen custards already! Ahh but this one is the best yet, smiled the purveyor with a wink. Ed pondered, the purveyor was handsome, well presented and he seemed very self assured and enthusiastic. Ok then you sweet talking cunt, let's have a toot on it. As he inhaled the dense vapour, once, twice, his vision began to blur and he felt a surge of panic as his faculties dulled…

Ed came too wrapped in a silky yellow blanket with sugar lips and a semi. He was nude under the blanket and had no memory of the recent past. The purveyor had an almost arrogant expression as he crouched over him whispering, I told you so. Ed looked in disbelief at the unassuming bottle in his hand, it's something else I'll give you that, he uttered rising to his feet. I'll take a few bottles and see how they go, ok? Thanks for the support, said the purveyor as he skipped out of the door and rode off on his Skateboard.

The perfect custard is the holy grail. This isn't perfect, but it's very very pleasant in my opinion. I have a different tongue to you though so don't trust me for fucks sake. I already have a very pleasant custard in my repertoire but every now and again a concentrate pops up that demands I try it in a custard, in this case two came along together. The Jungle flavours Bav cream and the WF gooey marshmallow needed custarding up, it wasn't something I could ignore. I couldn't decide between names so it got three.

FA premium and Inw custard is just the sexiest starting block, and once you throw Cap golden butter and holy vanilla (or Holy resurrection of your stock of the original has run dry) at it it's already awesome. Once the Bav cream adds it's magic and the gooey adds it's sweet mallow filth it only needs a tiny soupçon of sweetener if any. This is actually better with Sugardaddy sweetener at .50% to my taste but I appreciate super sweet is far more available. I give you the custard with three names, make of it what you will.

Comments

#1 by Jbez, Jan 18. 2020, 20:37

This sounds wonderful - and I enjoyed your posting this on Chefs FB page. Very amusing! :) Fortunately, I have all but one flavor. Would this still work if I sub TFA Bavarian Cream for the JF? If so, should I use the same 3.00% you've listed? Can't wait to mix this! Many thanks!

#2 by Elvaperino, Jan 18. 2020, 20:40

Hi mate, thanks a lot. Yeah it'll still be lovely with the TFA I'm sure, 3% should be ok... You could always drip an extra few drops in if it feels thin. The JF is worth investigating though on your future orders, it's more puddingy or eggy or something 😂. Let me know how you get on!

#3 by StephanMark, Jan 20. 2020, 13:53

I've used Gooey with fruits and candy but not custards - well, until this morning. This recipe is filled with concentrates I enjoy so mixing a 60ml tester was the default option. Looking forward to this mix and to find out what Gooey brings to custards. Will rate upon a proper steep. Thanks for sharing your creation, Dean. 👍🏻

#4 by Elvaperino, Jan 20. 2020, 18:51

Thanks a lot mate hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

#5 by TOC MichelleHughes, Jan 22. 2020, 07:01

I don't have premium custard but you get kudos for presentation!

#6 by Chiva1074, Jan 22. 2020, 10:13

Looks pretty good! Have to go easy on that Holy Vanilla. Only have about 60 ml's left!!!! I made a few minor tweaks to suit my liking, and put it away for a few weeks. At least until I notice the color turn to honey like color. From my experience, this should be good! Besides, Anything with FA premium and Inw custard tickles and fancy! And as you said, " I already have a very pleasant custard in my repertoire but every now and again a concentrate pops up that demands I try it in a custard." I don't have (JF) B.C. However, the way you presented it, I must get this in my arsenal of juices that enhance the most inspiring yet delicious custard!
Thanks for sharing!

#7 by Elvaperino, Jan 22. 2020, 21:57

Thanks to you both for the kind words. Hope you both enjoy if you get to try it! 😃

#8 by Chiva1074, Jan 29. 2020, 19:46

Made it. Getting closer to try it out. Didn’t have the JF Bav Crm. I tweaked it some. All I vape is vanilla custards. I have a pretty good one already but always down to try somen new. Can’t wait!! I agree with you on the INW Custard and Custard Pre. It’s the best combo. I use CAP butter Cream not sure if it’s the same?? Still have a little Holy Vanilla. I just use a small% of it. Should be awesome!!

#9 by Elvaperino, Jan 30. 2020, 19:05

Thanks chiva, you'll have to let me know. Butter cream has a creamy note on top of the butter as the name suggests and it's sweeter. I'm sure any recipe based around mine will be pleasant though as the core is so good in itself. Do let me know.

#10 by TOC MichelleHughes, Jan 30. 2020, 19:33

Ordered the FA Premium Custard so hey maybe I can make this when it arrives from overseas

#11 by Elvaperino, Jan 30. 2020, 19:35

You will not regret it Michelle, it's fantastic stuff.

#12 by Phil Tricksterboy, Apr 25. 2020, 01:31

You’re a fukker 👍🏻😂
Ain’t vaped nothing else all day, nice mix mate🍺👍🏻❤️

#13 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 3. 2020, 19:08

Any suggested steep on this one Dean?

#14 by Elvaperino, Jun 3. 2020, 19:17

Usual rules apply Steven, couple of weeks to settle and it just gets better from there. However I know you... Get it down ya!

#15 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 3. 2020, 19:31

I'm already on it😂😂😂
Tastes pretty good so far although there was flakey in the tank before it!!!

#16 by Elvaperino, Jun 3. 2020, 19:33

😂

#17 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 3. 2020, 19:42

Just knocked up some francofilth now as well. That apple pop smells good but don't normally enjoy in vape form. We'll see🤞🤞🤞

#18 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 3. 2020, 19:43

Lick test good👌👌👌

#19 by Elvaperino, Jun 3. 2020, 20:06

Yep it's not the easiest to work with but shines in bakeries 😋😋

#20 by cdiypalcus, Jun 7. 2020, 12:13

This is a great recipe, the first batch convinced me that it will be a regular in my daily rotation! Congrats for the creator!

#21 by Elvaperino, Jun 7. 2020, 12:33

Thanks a lot mate!

#22 by StephanMark, Jun 7. 2020, 14:15

A FB post jogged my memory to follow up:
I enjoyed my 60ml tester but I found - for me - with extended vaping the butter became a tad bit overwhelming. The combination of custards, BC, Gooey and what was Holy really worked for me. Definitely remixing, but for me with less butter and now with a sub for Holy Vanilla since I am out of it and it's discontinued. I'll give it a go with Holy Resurrection. Thanks again for allowing us to enjoy your work.

#23 by Elvaperino, Jun 7. 2020, 14:21

Lovely to know that you enjoyed it mate and that's the thrill of DIY being able to tweak! Thanks a lot.

#24 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 9. 2020, 17:07

It's on day 6 and I think it's another winner!!!
100ml to be made up now me thinks 👌👌👌

#25 by Elvaperino, Jun 9. 2020, 18:01

Awesome news! Glad you like it mate!

#26 by Steven Bailey82, Jun 9. 2020, 20:17

Will rate once its fully steeped but I can see another 5 stars coming 👍

#27 by Heartless, Jul 6. 2020, 19:06

Tried many manu different custards but this one i keep coming back to. Great straight off the mix but just gets better and better with a long steep. Thankyou for this

#28 by Elvaperino, Jul 6. 2020, 19:10

Thanks so much, Heartless! That's made my day.

#29 by Kloudz by Kyle, Jul 12. 2020, 18:33

Looks delicious gonna have to give this one a go... Can't wait!

#30 by Phil Tricksterboy, Nov 9. 2020, 12:47

Back on this today, 6 month steep, bloody lovely, cheers mate

#31 by Steven Bailey82, Nov 9. 2020, 13:04

One of the best custards around 👌

#32 by Elvaperino, Nov 9. 2020, 13:08

Phil you're amazing steeping skills are sure to have paid off, this does just get better and better! Thanks a lot 😘

Steven, I was worried you hadn't got on with it after you sung about the flakey all over the internet 😂😂. Thanks mate 😘

#33 by Steven Bailey82, Nov 9. 2020, 13:11

F#*King busy mate!!! New job 😂😂😂
I'm literally sucking off empty bottles at the moment 😉

#34 by Elvaperino, Nov 9. 2020, 13:13

Good luck with the new job mate! 😍

#35 by Steven Bailey82, Nov 9. 2020, 13:16

Going great so far, cheers mate👌👌👌
Just feel like there's no time for anything else. I've got a few mixes in my to do list though!

#36 by Steph Abbs, Nov 16. 2020, 03:12

Well...the 100ml ‘tester’ didn’t last a month so I guess I’ll just make some more. Luscious, decadent, thick with a huge mouth-feel - but, back to the custard...😅...this is just too much over-the-top custardy goodness, I can’t vape more than 5ml before having to switch to something less overwhelming! The gooey adds a sticky sweetness which makes you lick your lips. Seriously satisfying for any custard-lover 😎

#37 by Elvaperino, Nov 16. 2020, 10:38

Woo hoo thanks Steph! 😘

#38 by FunnySlumberBunny, Jan 23. 2021, 12:33

What can I sub for the marshmallow gooey I probably got 10 other marshmallows but no Gooey and the notes on Gooey aren't very descriptive. I've got CAP reg MM & Whipped, FA, TFA, FW, OOO Vanilla MM and a couple others. Any of these even remotely close to Gooey?

#39 by Elvaperino, Jan 23. 2021, 12:34

Out of those I'd try the cap whipped at the same percentage. It won't be exactly the same but shouldn't be far off. Let me know 😃

#40 by J. Childs , Sep 28. 2023, 12:56

Ooooo Matron!!!!!! per usual I haven't got some of the flavours so I've subbed with others and it has turned rather Filthy!!!!!
Nice one Dean 👍