A dimly lit room. A man with pronounced scoliosis. A fish. Three Yorkshire terriers, recumbent and panting. A siren rises and then falls away, the silence resettles. The man sits and begins to devour the fish. Two of the dogs rise and stretch before padding over, full of hope. The third stirs and scratches an ear with his hind leg, but knows better than to waste his time. Once every flake has been thoroughly chewed and swallowed the man sighs and moves to the kitchen, depositing his plate in the sink. He rubs his lower back as he manoeuvres past the (still hopeful) dogs and stands peering out at the street below. The window slid up with a nauseating screech and he laid his penis on the sill.

Bile Hank looked up. The penis he’d been waiting for sat patiently on the sill, a fleshy, winking, penis - calling his name. Diefenbaker! Diefenbaker! Wherefore art thou, Diefenbaker? He took his pants off and began to climb the trellis.

Hearing a scuffling excitement from the window, three terrier heads in random sequence appear and disappear either side of his phallic offering. Their master appeared not to notice but thrust his hips forward as if entranced. The eldest dog, Harrington, nipped a testicle in his excitement at the peak of his thirteenth leap.

Who wants a dirty, salty, butterscotch soaked tobacco with a creamy note lurking in the background? You fucking do!
Salty butter balls from flavor west is a weird ol' concentrate, it's bloody salty alright and it has a Butterscotch although it's too thin and a chocolate note too, i still don't know if I actually like it 😂 but its saltiness is awesome in this. I added the ripple to fill out the butterscotch and add a cream, the cereal 27 for a bit of AP to dry things up a touch and viola we're ready for the tobacco element. Inawera tobacco symphony is a bit salty too and awesome, it has a similar profile to FA glory (which may work as a sub, I had to get symphony direct from Inawera). The flue cured from Hangsen is a solid leafy flavour which is ideal for filling in the tobacco layer whilst not distracting from the profile. If you're a fan of RY4 type tobaccos I reckon this will be up your street.