Portuguese Greek, Tomas Papachristodoulopoulos, had suffered at the hands of schoolyard bullies throughout his childhood. Once puberty hit and he grew into his looks though, he became a big hit with the ladies, his meaty chopper didn't do him any harm in that respect either.

Papachristodoulopoulos had entered a relationship with Shazza Slater from the flat above the Korean Barbecue shop in the market place. She had a beautiful face with big green eyes and the perkiness of nubility but up until then had a terrible attitude problem, looking for trouble wherever she went. He was constantly embarrassed by her confrontational vitriol and swore he would fix this flaw in her character, a trait she had picked up from her biological father who was a grade A prick. Every time she stepped out of line at a restaurant or the theatre, once home he'd strike her repeatedly on the cheeks with his porky wand, chanting 'stop being a bitch!'

A year later, rose cheeked, she stepped out with him at a Craig David gig. The gentleman in front of them stood on her toe by accident. Papachristodoulopoulos winced, expecting the usual trade of abuse to follow. She surprised him. She was clearly pained but tapped the man on the shoulder and asked him politely if he could be careful as he had inadvertently stepped on her toe. Proud Tomas Papachristodoulopoulos tapped his sabre on each of her shoulders later that night in a ceremonial fashion, his plan had worked wonderfully.

Flavorah flooded the whole DIY community early this year with boxes of concentrates to use as prizes for competitions and giveaways! What top guys! I felt that due to the pandemic this had been a largely forgotten gesture so this mix is my little thank you. I rarely mix a full recipe using only a single flavour house but it's perfectly possible of course and when it comes to a well rounded tobacco mix flavorah don't disappoint.

This is an enjoyable mix, a solid shag blend with their ginger peach nestling nicely amongst it, both flavours come through but are subtle and organic feeling. A lick of cream for mouthfeel and just a drop of sugar orchid for sweet pretension. I feel this could be one for those who still crave a cigarette now and again, it has those notes especially the Arabian, but it also has a pleasant flavour, something the cigarette has not. Being all FLV this is a speedy steeper too, however i'd still recommend waiting a few days at least for it to really come together and the elements find their place.