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Santagria is a tart, spicy, and delightfully unruly holiday elixir built from a wicked trio of flavors—FLV Sangria for deep, mulled-wine mischief, FLV Cranberry for bright berry bite, and PUR Cranberry Orange for a zesty red-fruit spark. FA Blood Orange sharpens everything with citrus snap, while FLV Bourbon slides in warm and boozy, like an elf who “accidentally” found the key to Santa’s private stash. FLV Chai Spice and FLV Rich Cinnamon bring a cozy, naughty heat that could melt snowdrifts and good judgment alike. A pop of VT Fizzy Sherbet lifts the mix with festive fizz, and VT Golden Syrup wraps it all in sweet, sticky holiday charm. It’s bold, juicy, and just dangerous enough—the kind of drink that warms your belly, tilts your halo, and earns you a VIP seat on the Naughty List.
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📝 NORTH POLE INTERNAL MEMO — DO NOT DISTRIBUTE

DATE: December 26th, 2025
FROM: Tipsy, Festivities Coordinator
SUBJECT: Annual Santagria Celebration

Congratulations! The sleigh is parked, the list is clear, and Big Red won’t regain consciousness before January. We survived another year of toy malfunctions, runaway reindeer, glitter avalanches, and deeply unrealistic production schedules. We’ve earned a moment to toss the rules aside and embrace some fun.

As per tradition, the doors to the Punch Vault are now open. All elves are invited to attend. Ugly sweaters are encouraged; pants are optional.

This year’s batch of Santagria was engineered by Sparky. (Yes — that Sparky.) We’re skipping the usual Pre-Party Safety Meeting. Everyone has heard it many times before. It never stopped anyone from ignoring and violating it - so why bother? If you wake up in the sleigh missing one mitten and sporting a new face tattoo, blame Sparky.

Standard party rules are in effect:
- Bring your own mug
- Do not tell Santa
- Do not taste-test straight from the vat
- If you must vomit, do so outside the workshop
- If you catch on fire, roll in the snow — not the wrapping paper
- No reindeer. We do not need those pictures on the internet.

No names will be added to the Naughty List for the remainder of December. Enjoy the time off and stay safe.

Merry Christmas.
— Tipsy, Festivities Coordinator ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------